now playing: Tball and J - whateva parody

XANGAFIED!!!
WAAAH WAAAAH WAAAH.

~*~WomenWhine!!!~*~
date: thursday, september 4, 2003
time: 12:03 pm
music: my own coughing and such
[COUGHCOUGHHACKHACKCOUGHBARF]

h.o.m.e_f.r.o.m_s.c.h.o.o.l
again. yeah.... i felt like crap again. so i stayed home. i miss my friends and my mike :(

d.r.i.v.i.n.g
test today. yes, behind the wheel test493. pray for me if you're silly enough to believe in god. :) just playing, you know i love all you guys, no matter how dumb you are. LOL j/k again. gosh, you're so gullible!!!

c.h.a.t.t.e.r_b.o.x
okay i don't have one of those dumbass chatterboxes because
1) i'm too goddamn lazy to put up the html. ctrl-v is too much to press!!!
2) i don't want you guys to read this crap, i want you to read my DEADJOURNAL. FOR GOD'S SAKE. AAGH.
3) if you want to talk, comment! and e-prop while you're at it ;)

d.e.a.d.j.o.u.r.n.a.l
yeah, here's t3h l1n|<493 [link]
http://www.deadjournal.com/~mousefromhell
it's WAY cooler than THIS bullsheeeiiit

:D

all done!

love,
t.a.r.a.c.h.i_m.0.u.s.3

now playing: Tball and J - whateva parody

XANGAFIED!!!
uwaaaaaaaaa

~*~UnexpectedUpdate~*~
date: wednesday, september 3, 2003
time: 5:42 pm
music: my own coughing and such
[i think i'll put the lyrics up in this entry....]

h.o.l.y_f.u.c.k.i.n_s.h.i.t
i actually fuckin updated. whoa. who saw THAT coming?!

t.i.m.e
i haven't updated since june 9th. holy cow! time sure flies when you're a rotting corpse :)

l.o.v.e
to the tree: i love you guys!
to the rocks: i love you guys!
to mike: i love you!

t.3.h_h.4.p.p.y_t.r.3.3_f.r.1.3.n.d.5
i gotta go visit them for awhile but i'll be back. gtg.

now playing: Marilyn Manson - Tainted Love

XANGAFIED!!!
ehhh?

~*~MinimalMondayMadness~*~
date: monday, june 9, 2003
time: 10:15 pm
music: 99 red balloons-nena
[i think i'll put the lyrics up in this entry....]

m.a.y.b.e_n.o.t
haha. i don't think so... too lazy. my favorite song at the moment is swing swing, by the all-american rejects. so cuute! [XD]

s.u.n.d.a.y
well on sunday i got in a big ol' fight with my mama. i like, wake up, go watch roman play wc3 [for you non-nerds out there, wc3 is warcraft 3. STFU. {XD}] and then she wakes up. it's like, an EXPLOSION. door opens, she walks out, stares at us for a few seconds, and then just EXPLODES. "WTF MALLORIE-JAAAANE?! HEY I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU..." and i'm thinking like 'whateva!!! DANANANANANADANANANANANADANANANA!!.... but she's like "*BLABLBALBALBLABLALBALBLALRARARAHRHAHRHARHAHRAHSDRFHASDKRHASJLKDHFAKJSYVAESHR/!ASFASLERYASKJN1!!!!!!1" and i'm like *weep*. i wrote about killing her in my journal... it's spooky stuff! ^_^ anyways. and then i did all these dishes and like vaccumed every room in my house and dusted and did all this other slave work [;P] and then FINALLY i was done and she stopped screaming at me. hee hee! and the whole time i was wearing this filipino sundress so i looked like a maid! rofl! anyways. and then i was finally let back on the comp so i did computer-y stuff and talked to people.

f.e.c.k
FECK, MOTHAFECKA, SUCKAFOOOOOO!!! bored.

l.a.t.e.r
later on sunday chewy called and we talked and stuff, and then i saw brittnee + kacie outside [my neighborhood friends, they're such lil' sweeties ^_^] and so i went on my roof and we talked. then i let chewy talk to them and i came downstairs. we all stood around and chiz-illed. i found an UBER cool cape while cleaning. ooh! more on that later. anyways, so brittnee an kacie flirted major with chewy [see? my pimp lessons are SO working ^_^] and eventually we hung up and kacie + brit + i all hung out and caught up on the times.

l.e.t.s_g.o_d.o.w.n_t.o_t.h.e_d.i.s.c.o
we all made fun of this girl on our block that we hate named ELISA, and we were making fun of the way she danced. [apparently like an out-of-control teddy bear, basically uncontrollable crotchal gyrations] as in, nobody wanted to dance with her and all at their dance, and she kept trying to dance with people and they rejected her, and all her friends abandoned her. i don't blame them, she's a little BIZNATCH. anyways. so then every time i say "let's go down to the disco!" we have to start dancing like her. try it on me one day, i bet you i'll just start doing it. [XD]

m.o.n.d.a.y
so today. yeah. today was... today. went to school [ON TIME. YOU CAN CLOSE YOUR MOUTH NOW!!!] suffered through 4th period and ACTUALLY PAID ATTENTION. ONCE AGAIN. CLOSE YOUR MOUTH. holy fek, i get something in algebra class!! GO ME!!! anyway. so then i walked down to 6th for ELP. worked on the japanese project there, worked on the project all during 5th period [zoey was late to school, mr burke let me use the class phone! how pimp is that?!] then didn't turn in my portfolio in 6th. at lunch i was attacked by a flood of yearbooks. hoo-ha!

a.f.t.e.r_s.c.h.o.o.l
so i met up with chewy after school so we could all go home, my mam picked us up and she looked all spiffy-riffic today. anyways. so she was like 'i have to go to the bank! chewy, do you wanna go home first or what?' 'it doesn't matter to me.' 'i hate it when people don't make decisions! *pout*' 'okay, go to the bank!' 'if i was traditional filipino i'd be insulted by that!!!' and this whole time i'm like 'wth...?' but anyways. so she goes to the bank and we follow her in and stuff. it was weird, cause chewy opened the door for us wherever we went. let me tell you something, that's some weeeiiirrddd shit, guys being polite. mam was all blown away by that! hahaha.

p.i.z.z.a
then we went and got some pizza cuz i was all talking about it FUCK. sorry, had a spasm. anyways. pizza = good. anyways again. so we ordered the pizza [1 pepperoni, 1 1/2 cheese 1/2 pepperoni + mushroom <-m0us3's fav] and had to wait 15 minutes. so we went to k-mart to "shop". i got some more shampoo, and we all talked about stuff. soon we went back to PH and picked up the pizza. unfortunately chewy didn't have any, because he went home. then we went home and i did basically nothing. so here i am, writing t3h xangafied!!!

m.y_l.i.f.e
is incredibly boring right now. i need something to do. my life is not filled with w00t463 as it was in the glory days, back when my mom wasn't home. i miss having t3h car. and all the fun days. *sob*

c.4.p.3
should i wear my cape to school? it's mostly polyester and has a big hood and it's black. i wanna see some comments, goddamn you.

now playing: Marilyn Manson - Tainted Love

XANGAFIED!!!
i'ma kill you!!! i'ma kill you an eat'cho children!!!!

~*~ResurrectionSaturday~*~
date: saturday, june 7, 2003
time: 10:21 pm
music: antichrist superstar-marilyn manson
[mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmanson! and yes, chewy, the site music is definitely manson this time. XD]

l.a.c.k_o.f_u.p.d.a.t.e.s
now, i know what you're thinking. fuck you, m0us3, for not updating in a very long FUCKING time, because I am MUCH MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANYTHING THAT YOU MIGHT BE DOING THAT IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN UPDATING YOUR XANGA BECAUSE IT IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE FIRST MORE IMPORTANT THING TO KEEP ME UPDATED AND ENTERTAINED ABOUT THE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS GOING ON IN <b>YOUR</b> MORE IMPORTANT LIFE!!!

b.r.e.a.k.i.n.g_o.u.t
i now have TWO, count 'em, TWO zits on my forehead.
..................i blame the "concert."

<b>t.3.h_c.a.c_s.a.g.a<b>
welllll now, wasn't today fun? cac went home just a coupl'a minutes ago. yes, yes, he was over here, at my house. there was much ph|_|n463 goin on!!! hahaha i get up around 2:00 pm [i was totally "smashed" from the "concert." more on that...... some other time.] and talk on aim for a bit until cac calls me. he was like "hey. let's do something." an i was like "okay."

j.o.u.r.n.al
i wrote it all down in my real life journal, so i'll just copy it on here. haha, fuck you, i'll be lazy if i want to!!!!

s.t.a.r.t
cac came over sometime after 2:30pm. i got all dressed up, thinking we were going to the mall or someplace on the bus, but it was raining + no ride + lest motivation= stay home. so we did. he came over so he didn't have to go to tj [ahhhhhhyyy!!!] with the parentals. the first thing we did was trampoline. his legs broke! h4h4h4h4h! +esiah hung out with us a little bit. it was so funny, we were talking [crap] about steven and for some reason and it was all
me: OMFG what if esiah turns out to be like steven?!
cac: oh he won't. just as long as he doesn't say "oy"
esiah: OYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me + cac kinda just sat there for a few seconds and then busted up. o the IRONY!! and it was like EXACTLY AFTER cac said that, too!!! hee hee, man i love that kid. anyways we jumped and chilled until deciding to go inside + watch a movie. we rummaged until
cac: let's watch blow
me: i heard it was a chick flick
cac:.....IT'S ABOUT COCAINE!!!
so we busted out some snack foods [assorted otter pops, oreos+milk] + i put on the movie +we watched it w/my gramma. shut up, it was cooler than you fucking think!!! it was hil-fucking-arious, god dammit! gramma was all talking about her good old druggie days to us, and like
gram: *gets up +does some freaky convulsion jig*
me+cac: WTF?! what r j00 |>01n6?!
gram: acting like i'm on cocaine!
all: ROFL!!!!!!!!!!
at one point gram listed a really long.... list.... of all the drugs she's ever done. i just learned that she's allergic to corsadin. gram + cac hugged @ one point, for some reason [wtf?!] oh yeah! it was cuz she was all like
gram: are you gay?
me+cac: [mentally] WTF?!
cac: umm, no...? i think having a girlfriend kind of makes me un-gay
gram: oh! LOL. *hug*
me: WTF?! ROFL!!
yes, i am using excessive internet abbrevations. it's fucking fun, so leave me alone!!!! XD anyways. so we watched blow which was pretty cool. mom says it was like a biography for my gramma XD i swear to god it's impossible to watch an uninterrupted movie in a philippino residence. [random insert: cac was all scared of ima + sam. he hates them! rofl!] after blow i was uber hungry so i rummaged. i was gonna eat eggs. +then cac was like "where's the meat? how can i be a man if there's no meat?" + so i found some frozen meat + i was all "how do i cook this?! AAAAARARARARAAAAGHHH!!!" so we all [gram+me+cac] decided to pitch in for pizza. after a breif money count session, a 411 call, + some negotiation, pizza h ut was contacted + 2 large pizzas [1 double pepperoni, 1 pepperoni + mushroom] were on the way. we were told it'd take an hour, so we decided to watch pulp fiction. the only highlight was when butch + the boss got into a gunfight and the boss shot that random lady in the hip!!! we were watching fucking pulp fiction with like all the kids in my house and my gramma [this was post-pizza, but fuck it] and me and cac were like "PIMPWROTFLMFAO!!!!!" it freaked everybody out. it was so awesome. so was the pizza. when my family got home cac was like "your house just got infested with kids!!" anyways.

r.e.a.l.l.y_l.o.n.g
no, not you random guy. i was referring to this godforsaken entry.

o.v.e.r.a.l.l
saturday was double cool with knobs.

l.o.v.e
things are going really weirdly for me on this front. it's just...weird. i can't believe a certain someone got pussy before /I/ did. mothafucka!!!! lol. okay, ladies, you must give me pussy. NOW. ;P *sigh* boys. who needs 'em? Not t3h |_|b3|2 m0us3, that's who. love is stupid and irrelevant. and now i will post things.

p.h.i.l.o.s.o.p.h.y
the following quotes make me feel really philosophical and smart. SHUT UP!!!
m0us3: the one time [cencored event for client privacy] fucked you up. you are reeling from the after-effects.
client: i don't know who she is
m0us3: she's [C], you fuck ass!!!! *slap* get ahold of yourself!!! i hate to sound movielike and stereotypical but their god, this "who i am" and "who someone is" shit is absolutely ridiculous!
m0us3: you are YOU and she is HER
client: i promised my self that i wouldnt love again
m0us3: people constantly change, there is no basis to describe onesself!!!
m0us3: well people break promises
client: im in love with a fucking ghost
m0us3: a ghost?!
client: but i feel so good when im with her and when im not i keep wondering if shes happy
m0us3: that defines living! if someone can still make someone feel like that then they're most definitely alive
client: and it seems shes not
m0us3: well then you try your ass off to MAKE HER happy!
hee hee. well, that's all for tonight. i'm away laughing on a fast camel.

now playing: Mindless Self Indulgence - Planet Of The Apes

XANGAFIED!!!
hoooowaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!! *DAAAARARARARAAAA*

~*~SchmoozingSweetSixteen~*~
date: sunday, may 11, 2003
time: 7:54 pm
music: just a girl-no doubt
[mm! gwen stefani! *drool*]

s.a.t.u.r.d.a.y_n.i.g.h.t
well saturday night was karina's big sweet-16! it was a lot of fun! they had chocolate fondue, and best of all MARTINELLI'S. fuxx0r y34h! but the night had a very curious outcome. i never expected THAT to happen!!!! hahahaha well i'll start from t3h b3g1n|\|1n6...

s.a.t.u.r.D.A.Y
in the daytime hours my saturday was pretty lame. i sat around and messed about on the comp. then when the time came, i got ready. oh how i got ready. i got ready like many little ready things preparing for readiness.

t.3.h_p.a.r.t.y
wee! when i first arrived i was a bit confuzzled, and fashionably late, as i did get a bit lost on the way there. [THANKS FOR THE WRONG DIRECTIONS, UNCLE CHRIS!!! NOT!!!!] it was at the lion's club. so i get there and meet everybody and their parents [literally] and it was cool cuz frank was there! from 5th period! an additional oniisan! anyways. we all sat around and schmoozed and...

k.a.r.i.n.a
OH. YOUR. GOD. karina looked SOOOOO gorgeous!!!!! *sniffle* it would've made me cry, if i had tearducts!!!!! she was gorgeous! she was a vision! she was amazing!!!!

t.3.h_p.a.r.t.y_t.a.k.e_2
...i met a whole shitload of cool people! so we waited awhile and hung out and then they busted out in a sweet 16 waltz thing and it was all good. and then there was MARTINELLI'S and a toast. it was grrrr8. i did a lot of people-meeting. and then there was dancing. >><< hahaha. everybody was talking about my dress/red&black striped stockings/mutated maryjanes outfit. it was the talk of the town! lol yeah right. anyways. i had 3 bottles of martinelli's. yeah. everybody was talking about that too. [:)] after my first two bottles i decided to just drink the third straight from the bottle. frank thought he could beat me at it. HA HA AND ALSO HA.

f.r.a.n.k_s.a.m.m.i.c.h
hahaha all these girls were all up on frank!! [though he has no dancing skillz {;)}] and it was so funny. and there were more than 3 frank sammiches!!! [THAT I KNOW OF!!] haha i'm sure frank was happy [;P] and it was odd because i ended up driving frank home [IN SAN YSIDRO. WTF.]

p.r.e_h.o.m.e_j.o.u.r.n.e.y
so me and frank are bouncin' out and there are ALL THESE COP CARS in the parking lot. it pissed me off so much. *tears* so yeah we stayed a bit longer and chatted with karina's mama. and then we went to the parking lot and there was a car that looked exactlty like mine that had this ugly red station wagon in back of it. and frank nearly died freaking out but i cooly mentioned that my car was right over there! haha! anyways. then we went to vons to get ice cream and on the way [he found ruth, gladys, rosemary, and irving!!!! haha j/k this is a chicago quote and has nothing to do with that night] we discussed how we needed hookers. and we rolled down most of the windows and screamed out...

w.e_n.e.e.d_h.o.o.k.e.r.s
"WEEE NEEEED HOOOOKEEERRRRSSSS!!!"

i.c.e_c.r.e.am
....so then we went to vons and bought ice cream. a bunch of idiot people were like 'prom nite prom nite!' and i was like 'umm no, quince quince! and we're related!!' and that shut them up! ha ha! anyways. so we got our ice cream and went to tea-zone/lollycup [this is around 11:45 pm] and bought cantaloupe slushies. they were disgusting, just like the ice cream, as the ice cream was all post-melting frozen. and the slushies tasted horrible. i hate it when they don't do it right!!! anyways. then we threw out the slushies when we got out of the store. then i started the long drive to frank's house. in SAN YSIDRO. *rage* haha it was a blow to my gas tank!!! but yeah. it was all good'n gravy. i wish mariko were there. or chika. or zoey. [:'(] but yeah.

b.u.r.f.d.a.y
tomorrow's my birthday. w00t. i'm doing absolutely nothing. this is going to suck.